Friday, December 08, 2006

Choque tecnológico

A troca de mails que se segue é verídica. Não há choque tecnológico que resista.

Act1 - Question and reply

--- Original Message ---

Dear Sirs

I'm trying to place an order to Portugal but your website keeps asking for a
valid postal code. What should I do?

A resposta:

Dear Customer,

Thank you for contacting us and for your interest in --CENSURADO-- products.

In reference to your previous e-mail, we regret to inform you that --CENSURADO-- does not deliver any product in the European Islands.Therefore, we kindly ask you to enter an address in the mainland.

If do not know anybody in the mainland who can receive the parcel you
won't be able to place and order in the --CENSURADO-- website.

We apologise if this issue might cause you any inconveniences.

Should you require any further information, please do not hesitate to
contact us again.

With Kindest Regards,

Act2: As the virgin mary would say...Come again?

dear sirs

Thank you for your reply, but since when is Portugal an island? The
address i was trying to post was in the european mainland (as 90% of
Portugal is), it was for Cascais, which is about a half hour drive from
Lisbon. I inserted the postal code, 2750, as i do for several other
websites, but it wouldn't accept. I would appreciate if you could review
this situation.

even kindest regards

Act 3- We couldn't care less...

Thank you for your e-mail and your order with --CENSURADO--

Regarding your e-mail, I would like to inform you that our system unfortunately does not accept special symbols like the dash "-" in the Zip Code Option. Therefore I would suggest you to enter the Zip Code without any symbol, just the numbers.

We understand your frustration in this matter but we unfortunately we will not be able to give you a quick answer.


Comércio tradicional, todos a favor?


ps1- A censura ao nome da multinacional envolvida neste post não se deve ao receio de eventuais problemas jurídicos mas sim ao facto de toda esta situação estar relacionada com um presente de natal.
ps2- Cuide da sua saúde. Não fume.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tão lento...como tu hj!lol

Bicho said...

ora bem-vinda ao pointless, vanilla. Mas fica o aviso que aqui só gostamos de comentários elogiosos aos nossos posts!

Anonymous said...

a não ser que sejam posts do nuno.

Anonymous said...

A isto é q eu chamo liberdade d expressão!

Anonymous said...

Bicho, qq dia hás-de me apresentar este teu amigo Quaresma tão afável..

Bicho said...

Lol! e olha que ele é bastante mais simpático através do blog do que na vida real...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I'm your regular Mary Poppins...

Mas na vida real até sou porreiro, até ajudo velhinhas a atravessar ruas e tudo.