a statement

For the record:

1- I hate: communism, communists, anything red.

2- Pseudo graphic designer's overuse of stars in his designs = signs of inferiority complex.

3- Ruben does not have a hamburger for a mouth, otherwise he would be a freak.

English used for I am a pretentious bastard.
Still, contrary to popular belief, I bear neither a soul patch nor a unibrow, and my hair does NOT look like the statue of liberty.
And yes, bears are cool. Like Yogi...